[Fan Fic] Final Fantasy Kingdom Knights style.

Yeah I'm bored and sorta addicted to final fantasy so heres a fan fic about a KK version of it.
chapter zero: An epic story in the making. [only outside of game in the fan fic]
title screen: Final Fantasy: the tale of the KK
Trance: TITLE SCREEN GO AWAY! *grabs controler and presses start* God I hate that thing always block the story every time its being told. TO A NEW FILE! *picks new game and names the file KK*
Story: Long ago in a land called Chatoria there was a group of people called-
Trance: GO AWAY! *presses start and skips the story* Lets see main character that would be me. *enters Trance for the main character* Lets see this one is ken. *enters ken for one of the main character's best friends* the next one is riku *enters riku for the main character's other best friend* Hmm lets see this has to be rose by far. *enters rose for the queen of another country* Lets see the ruler of the fair land of chatoria got to be sci. *enters sci for the ruler of chatoria* Let the story begin.
chapter 0 end
chapter one: Welcome to Chatoria.
Trance: What a beautiful country. Wait why did I come here again? Oh yeah my friends invited me here. Opps. Why did they though I wonder but who cares.
???: Hehe a foolish traveler I bet I'll get a good amount of gil from him. *attacks trance starting a battle.*
chapter 1 end
chapter 2: The heated battle against the thieves.
Trance: *sees atleast two maybe three hundred thieves* HOLY CRAP HOW MANY OF YOU ARE THERE!
Thief leader: A good two maybe three hundred of us.
Trance: This is not good not good at all. *little battle command screen pops up* huh? What is that. *a tutorial screen pops up and shows trance how to use hte battle command screen* Oh that what that thing is a battle command input thingie. Lets do this thing. *selects the attack command and takes down one of the thieves*
Theif #1: Holy crap he one shotted the leader every one attack at once!
Thieves: Take this punk. *all attack at once and fill up trance's limit gauge*
Trance: You fools. *selects limit and the attack dynamic explsion appears* Take this Dynamic explosion! *jumps up and tosses tons of bombs into the thief horde and snaps his fingure and they all blow up at once.*
Thieves: *on the ground charred and twitiching on the ground*
Victory theme plays.
Trance: *does and epic victory pose and recieves a thief's dagger and 100 gil* What no healing item? Oh well I got a knife out of it.
chapter 2 end.
Chapter 3: Enter the mysterious music box.
Trance: I think I'm lost. *trips over something* What the?
-a strange device is sitting on the ground-
Trance: -thinking- should I pick it up? Why not it could be harmful to the environemnt. *picks up the mysterious box and it starts to play music for no reason.* Wha! *jumps and drops the box which is still palying music. (Music it is playing: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_sQGq8n0g0)* What odd music. Its cool sounding I'll give it that. I'll take it with me just cause of the music. *picks up the box and clips it to his belt.* Onward to Fun and adventure.
-at the chatorian capital chatania-
Trance: dang the music stoped.
chapter 3 end

No me? D:

Your not a main character

Darn.

lololollololololololololololololololololololol. or..is it roflroflroflroflroflrofl

Nice xD
This story would've probably been a thousand times cooler if i was in the party though >.>